EP 310

So, as you all know, last night was not a regular season game, and therefore, I did not bring my notebook, intending for there to be no summary. However, being as things were "off the record", people began to let their guard down, and the night turned into something....well, summary-worthy. As an ethical bowling journalist, I cannot violate the trust of my fellow bowlers, and repeat what happened....but I can hint, right?

--There may or may not have been a bowler who normally doesn't partake in drugs....who partook....and enjoyed herself very much....
--A much-beloved bartender may or may not have hung out with us all night long, bowled with us, and even went so far as to take not one, not two, but three shots of El Dorado's finest tequila with us...
--There may or may not have been a record $1000 bet on the line....and someone lost.....and now must explain himself to his wife....
--There may or may not have been an additional bet, when said bowler ran out of money, where two male bowlers agreed to exchange sexual favors if one lost. Sadly, same bowler lost....again....and now must really explain to his wife what that strange smell on his breath is.....
--There may or may not have been an incident in the El Dorado bathroom between a male and female bowler...and even the Commish doesn't fully know what happened, but both were smiling when they came out....
--Someone may or may not have taken an item to go from El Dorado....in the shape of a bowling ball.....
--A bowler may or may not have have drank a wee bit too much and ended the night by puking in the El Dorado parking lot....
--3 bowlers may or may not have been accosted by a biker gang as they left and had to battle for their lives...and lived to tell the tale (except they can't tell it, cause it's all off the record).....

I wish I could tell you more, but as I've said, it was off the record....except for those lucky 14 bowlers, for whom it may or may not have been the best night of their lives....

See you at the playoffs next week!

-The Commish