Quote of the night: "I need bigger balls - they fit my hand better." -- me
BL Bowling had a killer start last night -- all teams represented (by showing up), beer was drank, balls were thrown, and some true contenders emerged. Here are some highlights:
"Biggest Balls of Them All" Award: Patrick "Bring the" Reina brought a downpour during his first game with the highest overall score of the night - 182. Unfortunately, the shower quickly fizzled to a light drizzle and then eventually a heavy marine layer during the 2nd and 3rd games, but his is the score to beat for the ongoing highest score of the season (which I am calling the aforementioned "Biggest Balls of Them All" award.)
"Kingpin" Award: First round draft pick Michael "Lappy" LaPlante proved he could deliver in this first game, with the highest overall average of 139 (for all three games). But Lappy shouldn't get too comfy -- Jesse "No Nickname" Drollette is fast on his heels with a 135.3333333 (and probably more 3s). Place your bets now for next week, it's gonna be tight.
"Queenpin" Award: Dawn "Of a New Era" Haber came out of nowhere to claim the female highest average score with a lofty 115 (.66667). Word is she was "doing it all for Weezie." However, she may get a run for her money next week when Maegan McD makes her season debut.
"Lucky Luciano" Award: Best bet of the night goes to Lappy and De "Wrecking Ball" Kind on the last game of the night - tied halfway through at 64, the Wrecking Ball bet the Lap Dizzle a twenty note that he would come out on top. But in the last frame, number one draft pick Lappy beat him -- by one single pin. Keep your eyes on these two for the rest of the season -- the Wrecking Ball couldn't be stopped from betting that he can beat Lappy on overall points for the season -- at press time, there was no monetary amount specified, but don't worry -l'll keep you posted.
"Thanksgiving" Award": Unfortunately, the Thanksgiving table is looking a bit bare -- no turkeys so far this season. But no one is on the hunt more than Scott "Brofmaniac" Brofman, who came within sight of a bird not once, not twice, but three times, only to have the turkey fly away home. (do turkeys fly?)
Leading the league are Tartar and the Retards (working title) and Jesse's Girls (also subject to change), with both teams making a clean sweep of 3 games to 0. Next week, the top two will go head to head, and the biggest losers, teams 3 & 4 will face off (no names specified at press time). Betting is strongly encouraged and sanctioned by this league. Attached are the full scores if you want to see how you measure up. Also, we need some team names!!!
--Tara "The Commish" Canny (that's right, I've just made it official)
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